28 Super Funny Christmas Books for Children

Funny Christmas books for children are my favorite way to fill a December evening with laughter, because a good silly story can turn bedtime into the best part of the day. 

I have gathered 28 hilarious Christmas picture books and holiday read-alouds, from rhyming stories and toilet humor to naughty reindeer, mischievous pets and clever parodies. 

You will find Christmas books for kids that make grown-ups laugh too, plus stories with a sweet message tucked inside the jokes. 

Grab a blanket, pick a book that suits your family’s sense of humor, and get ready for giggles.

Pig the Elf by Aaron Blabey

Anyone who has met Pig the Pug knows he brings plenty of chaos, and this festive outing is no exception.

Pig stays up all night in the hope of getting his Christmas presents, and the results are exactly as silly as you would imagine.

One eight-year-old reader calls this series the funniest picture books ever, and I can see why.

It makes a cheeky, giggle-filled pick for children who already adore Pig’s mischievous antics.

Reindeer on Strike by Holly Lansley and Clare Fennell

Santa’s reindeer are fed up with working every Christmas without any fun of their own, so they decide to go on strike.

Santa then scrambles to hire a different workforce, and the comedy builds with every page.

Clare Fennell’s rich, gorgeous illustrations pair beautifully with the lively rhyming text.

I think this one is a lovely choice for families who enjoy a silly, slightly topical story with plenty of visual charm.

Santa’s New Beard by Caroline Crowe

Santa accidentally shaves off his famous beard, and the elves rally round to help him fix the problem.

They wonder whether glue will work, or perhaps whipped cream, candyfloss or even mashed potato.

As Christmas Eve creeps closer, things look rather grim, until the littlest elf comes up with a bright idea.

It is a funny, warm-hearted story for children who love seeing the smallest character save the day.

Clump the Lump of Coal by Make Believe Ideas

A lump of coal with feelings sounds like a ridiculous idea, and that is exactly why this book is such fun.

Clump is tired of being the thing naughty children receive at Christmas, which gives the story a clever twist.

A great mix of photography and illustrations sits alongside bouncy rhyming text.

I would offer it to children who enjoy a book that does something a little different with a familiar festive tradition.

The Christmasaurus and the Naughty List by Tom Fletcher and Shane Devries

This story follows a dinosaur who is determined to get the children on the naughty list onto the nice list instead.

It is full of glee and leaves readers with that warm, fuzzy feeling the best Christmas books provide.

The book feels like a collection of short stories, so it is easy to pick up and put down.

It suits families who like their humor with a big heart and a bit of flexibility at bedtime.

Jingle Belly by Jacinta Froud

Eddie the rather naughty wonder dog gets loose on Christmas Eve, and there is no telling what trouble he will find.

The big question is whether he can be caught before he ruins everyone’s Christmas.

Or perhaps he will surprise everyone with a very special Christmas treat instead.

I would pick it for children who love mischievous pets and a good chase.

Don’t Push the Button! A Christmas Adventure by Bill Cotter

Christmas is almost here, and Larry thinks he can get away with some last-minute mischief because no elves are in sight.

The book keeps warning readers that being on the naughty list is a risk, and that is where the fun begins.

Whatever you do, do not push the button, although maybe just once is tempting.

It is an interactive, cheeky read for children who love being told not to do something.

The Wonky Gonks by Rosie Greening, Make Believe Ideas and Lara Ede

Giddy Gonk gets a little carried away with a magic gem he received for turning 500.

Unfortunately, he forgets the golden rule of being a Gonk, which is to be kind and protect the forest.

Chaos follows, and plenty of laughs arrive before the important message about kindness and respecting the environment shines through.

I find it a simple, fun story that is perfect for three to five-year-olds.

A Poop-Powered Christmas! by Rosie Greening

Santa’s reindeer are sick, so a group of plucky elves must find another way to power the sleigh.

The cheeky toilet humor is guaranteed to have children in stitches, and the jokes are funny for adults too.

Even if you think you are above that kind of comedy, your kids certainly are not.

It makes a gleeful stocking filler for little ones who love a good giggle.

Christmas Wombat by Jackie French

This festive edition of the Diary of a Wombat series is an absolute favorite of mine.

With wry humor, the wombat hitches a ride on Santa’s sleigh and decides that all of his Christmases have come at once.

The tone is cheeky and gentle at the same time, which suits families who already know the series.

I would give it to any child who loves a clever, dry-witted animal character.

Santa’s Christmas Quackers by Sam Samson and Erin Hunting

Santa’s elves set out to order some Christmas crackers, but they accidentally order Christmas quackers instead.

Now Santa is left with boxes of joke-telling ducks, and a load of truly awful yet somehow funny jokes follows.

The silliness continues as Santa tries to get rid of them.

It is a fun, easy read that suits bedtime or an afternoon spent decorating the tree.

Grumpy Monkey Oh No! Christmas by Suzanne Lang

It is Christmas time in the jungle, and Jim just cannot get into the holiday spirit.

Then he eats a festive green banana that makes him feel sick, and suddenly everything seems even worse.

The story asks whether Jim can find a reason to celebrate after all.

It makes a relatable, funny choice for children who sometimes feel a little grumpy at the holidays.

The Naughtiest Reindeer by Nicki Greenberg

Rudolf is too ill to lead the sleigh, so the job falls to his mischievous sister, Ruby.

The big question is whether Ruby will behave so that the presents are delivered safely.

Or will she bring chaos to Christmas instead?

I would recommend it for children who love a rule-bending hero and a sleigh ride full of surprises.

The Naughtiest Reindeer Goes South by Nicki Greenberg

In a new Christmas misadventure, Ruby ends up far from home, in the company of some rather grumpy penguins.

The presents are scattered all around the South Pole, which leaves her with a very big problem to solve.

Whatever will Ruby do?

It is a lively follow-up for readers who enjoyed her first adventure and want more chaos.

The Stinky Sprouts Smelly Christmas Tale by Rosie Greening

A family of sprouts is disliked by the other vegetables and labelled the stinky sprouts for no good reason.

They try a mini-makeover and pretend to be a new vegetable, only to be caught out eventually.

The other vegetables then realize they actually liked the sprouts, and they may need to rethink.

I love that the simple rhyming text carries such a sweet message underneath all the silliness.

The Knights Before Christmas by Joan Holab

This clever, more-than-a-little-silly book is a parody of the classic Twas the Night Before Christmas poem.

Families who know the original will enjoy spotting how it has been twisted into something new.

It makes a fun read-aloud for children who like a good joke at a familiar story’s expense.

Olive the Other Reindeer by Vivian Walsh

Olive is a dog who hears the words of the famous festive tune and decides that the song is about her.

Convinced she must actually be a reindeer, she heads to the North Pole to join Santa and his crew.

The wordplay behind the story is half the fun.

It is a sweet, silly pick for children who love animals and a bit of musical wordplay.

Another Book About Santa by Laura Bunting

This hilarious story pokes fun at how popular Santa is in children’s books.

It also suggests that even Santa sometimes needs a break from all the attention.

Parents who have read a lot of Christmas stories will probably smile at the joke.

It is a witty choice for families who enjoy books that wink at the genre.

The Crayon’s Christmas by Drew Daywalt

It is the season for writing Christmas wish lists, and even the Crayons know that the best presents are the ones you give.

The book is fun and interactive, so children get to join in rather than just listen.

Its warm message sits comfortably alongside the humor, which makes it a lovely stocking filler.

I would give it to children who enjoy a playful, imaginative story with a kind heart.

Santa Claus and the Three Bears by Maria Modugno

This is a lovely twist on the classic fairy tale, set at Christmas.

The bears leave their Christmas pudding to cool on the kitchen table and head out for a walk.

They never dream of what they will find when they return.

It is a charming pick for children who love fairy tale mashups.

Russell’s Christmas Magic by Rob Scotton

Santa crashes in Firefly Wood, and it falls to Russell the sheep to fix the sleigh.

That means Russell must save Christmas, which is a big job for one little sheep.

Fans of Russell will find a Christmas gem here.

It makes a fun gift for children who already love his adventures.

Wombat Divine by Mem Fox

A group of fabulous Australian animals is putting on a nativity play, and Wombat is finally old enough to take part.

The trouble is that he cannot find a part that suits him.

The story follows his search for just the right role, with plenty of heart along the way.

It is a gentle choice for families who want some humor alongside the nativity.

The Gingerbread Pirates by Kristin Kladstrup

Jim’s gingerbread pirate, Captain Cookie, comes to life, and he hears that Santa likes to eat cookies on Christmas Eve.

Determined to save his pirate crew, he prepares to do battle with Santa Claus himself.

The premise is delightfully silly and very Christmassy.

It suits children who love pirates and baking in equal measure.

How to Catch Santa by Jean Reagan

Christmas Eve is finally here, and this book offers clever tips for capturing Santa.

Children can imagine themselves setting traps, which makes the story feel like a playful game.

It is a fun read-aloud for the night before Christmas.

Father Christmas Needs a Wee by Nicholas Allan

This fun counting book explores the delicious food and drinks Father Christmas enjoys as he visits each house on Christmas Eve.

Before long, though, he really needs to wee.

How will he ever overcome such an embarrassing predicament?

It is a giggle-inducing choice for children who love cheeky humor.

Can You Find Santa’s Pants? by Becky Davies and Alex Willmore

This silly, rhyming story has engaging, interactive illustrations that invite readers to scour every page.

The fun comes from searching for Santa’s pants together, and the laughs are genuine for both kids and adults.

I think it has everything you could want from a Christmas picture book.

It makes a great shared read for parents and children who love a seek-and-find game.

The Unicorns Are Coming to Town by Make Believe Ideas

Santa decides to treat his reindeer to a day at the spa.

When they return, their fur is so full of gems and jewels that they cannot fly.

Santa has to scramble to find another group of magical animals to take their place.

The illustrations are super cute, so it is one for the unicorn lovers in your house.

Meg’s Christmas by Jan Pienkowski and David Walser

Meg, Mog and Owl are a lively group of witches whose house floods before Christmas.

Plenty of hijinks and laughs follow as they scramble to save the holiday.

The plot is exuberant and a little random, and the bright, colorful illustrations match its playful spirit.

It is a fun pick for children who love a story that goes in unexpected directions.

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Laughter might be the best Christmas tradition of all, and these books make it easy to start one. 

Pick a story that matches your child’s sense of humor, whether that means cheeky toilet jokes, naughty reindeer or a clever parody, and read it aloud with plenty of silly voices. 

If you find a family favorite, share this list with another parent or teacher who is still shopping, and happy reading!